The top of the bag reads "Stay Focused and Be Relentless.” And this is a relentless chip. It will battle your tastebuds all day. But I think it is an excellent chip.

With Hallmark movies you know what you’re gonna get. Some bad acting, puzzling writing at times and some very predictable arcs. Exmas, for the most part has none of those things.

Montucky Cold Snacks is a really cool looking and sounding beer. It is. But it’s not that great.

The East Artic is sparse and empty. Glow whales sing and dive gently about 50 meters below the surface. All types of alien fish swim around my sub as it plows through the frigid waters of Sector Zero.

I love dark, ugly superhero movies but it’s hard not to appreciate some good pastiche. What makes Hawkeye a joy to watch is that it is fully aware that its tone is all over the place, it’s plots are sporadic and occasionally unserious and its characters are extremely zany. It just doesn’t care.

A dead girl, a fake relationship and a New York Jew in West Texas.

When I initially opened my cup of Rap Snacks Icon Ramen Noodles, Creamy Chicken Gumbo (flavored), I noticed little discernible difference from your average Maruchan Instant Lunch. I filled the cup up (use hot water) to the line that read '“There’s No Limit To Success" and let Master P cook.

Retro Bowl is the best mobile football game since football was invented. It’s not perfect but it’s very fun and deliberately addicting for football fans like me.

As someone who never liked mech games, I was very tentative heading into Armored Core. I loved the other From Soft games but what I loved about those games (the detailed open-ish worlds and the dark fantasy setting) was definitely not going to be present in this one. The game dropped and I downloaded it and sortied into my first mission, not knowing what to expect.

Young men of 19 dream about women, but often in the abstract, a singular of plurals. Rarely does a love triangle, or God blessings be, two at the same time, occur. But Luca, in Something New has it all figured out.

The other day I received a letter via Pony Express…….

When I finished Wes Anderson’s Asteroid City I felt a profound sense of sadness I hadn’t felt in a longish time. There was something so vibrant, so idyllic in the 50s desert wasteland that crushed the inside of my brain into a tin can and made me wish I was much older but also much younger.

It could’ve been so much worse, and I would know. I watch this stuff for a living.

Magnificent Warriors is a 1987 Chinese film that is among the greatest movies I’ve ever seen. It’s like top 50-75, don’t freak out.

Few artists, for reasons both good and bad, have captured the national consciousness of America and perhaps the entire world like Travis Scott. He is a genius, a devil and a hack, a wolf dressed in sheep’s clothing eating money out of a McDonald’s bag.

Sometimes life lets you down easy, other times it punches you in the face. After a while, you’ve been punched so much and so often the world looks like a boxing match and that boxing match becomes a chess game.

Night Moves is a 70s private detective movie (which is kind of a 70s genre) and it’s actually quite good and it’s really quite fun but I tell you what pal- it’s no picnic. The 70s were fun, sure, we all accepted that myth.

There are few things I love in life and one of them is Godzilla. It is hard to imagine a world in which I do not enjoy the antics of the King of Monsters and his hyper destructive cohorts.

From the smoke filled rooms and back alley windows, 50 years ago, you could probably hear Otis Rush playing. Some records are cut a little deeper. Otis Rush’s The Classic Cobra Recordings: 1956-58 is one of those.

Hungry Shark caters to the psychos of society, the people who dream of emerging from the depths and murking some tourists in the most psychologically and financially destructive ways possible. Underneath the fun and chaotic aquatic slaughter is surely the story of a beach town brought to its knees by the shark inflicted violence.