Rap Snacks Reviews: Lil Baby “All In” Chips

POTATO CHIPS!

The argument against Rap Snacks is that they’re too expensive and only cost that much because a rapper is on the bag. The argument for Rap Snacks is that they’re the best chip on the market and a rapper is on the bag. And this particular one smells like a Behr’s paint can and I feel myself getting high off of it, brain cells dissolving into painless freedom.

Rap Snacks are like the occupants of the Animal Farm. Some Rap Snacks are good, but some are gooder than others. This one is gooder than others.But also a more challenging eat. Salt and Vinegar, BBQ, Garlic and More? Let me be first to advise you not to eat this chip near an open open. This chip has enough sodium to kill a cat. You could throw it in a bath tub to soak up the water faster than opening the drain. It’s great, but also brutal. These are to share for sure.

Flavorwise, I think they stack up with the other Rap Snacks I’ve been luck enough to try. But from an edibility standpoint…these things hurt. Like, I am in physical pain eating these. The salt is burning my lips. I may never kiss again. These chips are oh so good, but they will eat you back. It’s up to God to see if my stomach can contain them, or will I wake up with a Rap Snacks sized hole in my stomach (and then probably bleed out)?

I mean, all the flavors are there, but again, they are similar flavors built on one ingredient- salt. And here, the salt is being as corrosive as possible. I would recommend these chips if you love chips, but be prepared for pain. They have a great crunch, a brilliant flavor and an excellent overall texture. They’re just a walking battery of salt. Straight from the Dead Sea to your mouth. It deserves a fair shake, but also a word of warning- fear these chips. They are the Russian winter of salty snacks.

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