Rap Snacks Review: Master P Bar-B-Quinn with my Honey

Reach into the screen and open the bag.

Master P’s “Bar-B-Quinn with my Honey” chips are the greatest BBQ chips of all time. There’s nothing close. The texture, the crunch and crisp, the simple but powerful flavor…it is Deux-Ex-Solanum (God through the Potato). This is $2.49 bag that is worth ever penny.

I have found all the Rap Snacks to be extremely well flavored, even when it works against it. This this chip keeps it simple and is better for it. The BBQ tang softened by a honey aftertaste creates a smooth rolling transition in flavor that is fluid and consistent. It’s an elegant chip, a very high class snack. It’s flavor profile is humble but perfect, a feat of engineering. The honey on the backend perfectly complements the BBQ at the front, like the Ouroboros devouring its tail or Yin and Yang.

If there could only be one chip, this should be the one. They say nothing ever ends and I agree but if there should be an ending to say, the potato chip, this would be coda. Everything from its packaging to it’s flavor, to it plain color and simple texture reek of post modernism, a devil may care flaunting of time itself. There is no past, there is no future. Hand me my smokes and my Bar-B-Quin with my Honey Master P Rap Snacks junior and let me snack in peace.