Ego Clown’s Spring Manifesto 2024

Dear Clowns,

It was quite a spring. We did a lot of things and didn’t do even more. I barely got to write half of the stuff I wanted to and yet I am completely exhausted. No matter. I soldier on.

I’m sure you’ve noticed the site has changed many, many times. That’s not your computer. I actually have no clue what I’m doing. But that’s okay because this is just fun for me. I make money in other ways. I don’t really know how to structure this piece, so let’s address the answers with questions:

Where is the Dragon’s Dogma content?

I got about 10 hours into the first Dragon’s Dogma, realized I hated walking and that I also didn’t like the combat very much. I think it’s a very good game but it wasn’t for me.

When Pt. 2 of Taylor Swift?

Will do. It’s just such a large volume of piano and I’m already on medication.

Can you do more movies?

I badly want to. My ADHD is acting out a lot. I also get really restless during the spring tbh so it’s hard to focus. We’ll do some more movies soon.

Billie?

I’ll listen to it as soon as I’m done with this.

Do you like Lorde?

I adore Lorde.

What are you going to write about this summer?

For sure? The Elden Ring DLC, some of my favorite records and maybe some new perspective pieces. It might be a quiet summer, at least at first. I’m sure things will heat up though and then there’ll be way too much to talk about. Honestly though, 2024 seems like it’s already losing some steam. Maybe it’s because it’s an election year.

Have you watched Fallout yet?

No. But I did watch Shogun and I have thoughts. And I will watch Fallout.

Did you listen to the Kanye record?

Yes. But I don’t want to write about it.

Kendrick-Drake

Obviously Kendrick washed Drake. I didn’t write about it because I didn’t want to get into the nitty gritty and you can’t discuss the beef without doing that. Maybe I’m crazy (I am), but there’s certain words you don’t want to have ever written on the internet.

What have you even been doing?

Slowly losing my mind. Also writing screenplays and listening to 3 6 Mafia. Also playing way too much Fortnite. I’m starting to hate it again. It was just like this with Destiny 2 last year. I’m Level 150+.

What are you most excited for in 2024?

Vince Staples new album.

So….now that we’ve finished this faux interview, I’m gonna puff on my vape like a cigarette and maybe watch this new Anne Hathaway movie. Top of the morning to ya.